I’m not sure what happened last night. I know that I saw more cleavage than I’ve seen in my life. I exposed more of my cleavage than should have been appropriate. I know that after the reading, I went out for girls’ night with some of the hottest women in Portland. And there was a lot of giggling about boys. BOYS! And we rounded out the night at Devil’s Point, which is a strip club in Portland where the audience sings karaoke and the strippers dance to whatever song the person is singing. Oh, Portland…

The girls I was out with were so much fun and we were all so cute together. And when the evening was winding down, our favorite stripper came and sat with us. And she was lovely and she stood in front of me and said, “I want to do something, and I don’t want you to stop me.” And then she rubbed her face in my chest. Was I supposed to tip for that?

And now I am very tired and sick and I’m not sure what happened but I need a nap.

Here’s a picture of me at Booty Call courtesy of the lovely CamiKaos whose cleavage, I think we can all agree won the evening.

As for the reading, I felt like a rock star. It was very fun and it was lovely seeing so many friends. I know some really, really remarkable people.