Comments on: Get Rich Quick

By: crissyspage

crissyspage — Thu, 15 May 2008 22:03:52 +0000

I don’t need any more money, thanks.

Money keeps trying to get into bed with me and I’m all like “get out money! Haven’t you had enough yet?”

And then money stays up all night sulking.

It’s sad, really.

By: apollocreed

apollocreed — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:54:32 +0000

OK – it worked this time.

Isn’t it “aside from writing?”

By: Kiala

Kiala — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:02:44 +0000

I like money. BRING IT ON.

I don’t know. I’m just giddy because my shorts finally fit.

Kind of.

By: chantel

chantel — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:25:29 +0000

I am a money magnet. Sex and money flows easily to me and into my life. Money and sex stay up at night thinking about me. sort of the same way I think about this blog.

Hey, when did this turn into the Melissa Lion Family blog? I love how I can only see the top of your sons head the whole time.

Cracking me up.

By: megkathleen

megkathleen — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:11:34 +0000

Excellent I’ve been looking into joining a cult and you convinced me with the idea that money would be sexually attracted to me. And Ken – just because something or someone is sexually attracted to you does not mean you have to sleep with it. That’s important to remember.

So before I commit myself fully to the Melissa Lion cult is there any hazing involved?

By: Kristen

Kristen — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:15:32 +0000

I have to wait until I get home too. We have these stupid silly filters that de-prioritize videos and IM and stuff and it makes the video all choppy.

Do you like how I used words like “stupid” and “silly” and “stuff?” I didn’t want to swear in front of the baby.

I’m very considerate.

By: apollocreed

apollocreed — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:51:20 +0000

I can’t see the video for some reason. It just says “vimeo” with these little things floating around the text. It’s nice though.

I’ll try when I get home I guess.

By: ken

ken — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:28:04 +0000

first of all, clearly you’re one of those “soft-talkers,” because arch is WAY LOUDER than you.

second of all, that “flash” was pathetic.

third of all, i don’t know if i really want money to be sexually attracted to me. i don’t know how the money is where you live, but ’round these parts it’s actually kind of skanky… it’s been ALL over the place and carries hundreds of diseases. (incidentally that’s also the reason why i get really ticked when people insufflate their blow with a rolled up bill. have some fucking hygene, people.)

By: Boldmama

Boldmama — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:08:44 +0000

I have to go read that book again. It is a good one. Thanks for recommending it. I’m in for joining the cult. Because I still don’t have my Bush money yet! Frig!