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May 15, 2008 at 8:08 am
Boldmama
I have to go read that book again. It is a good one. Thanks for recommending it. I’m in for joining the cult. Because I still don’t have my Bush money yet! Frig!
May 15, 2008 at 8:28 am
ken
first of all, clearly you’re one of those “soft-talkers,” because arch is WAY LOUDER than you.
second of all, that “flash” was pathetic.
third of all, i don’t know if i really want money to be sexually attracted to me. i don’t know how the money is where you live, but ’round these parts it’s actually kind of skanky… it’s been ALL over the place and carries hundreds of diseases. (incidentally that’s also the reason why i get really ticked when people insufflate their blow with a rolled up bill. have some fucking hygene, people.)
May 15, 2008 at 8:51 am
apollocreed
I can’t see the video for some reason. It just says “vimeo” with these little things floating around the text. It’s nice though.
I’ll try when I get home I guess.
May 15, 2008 at 9:15 am
Kristen
I have to wait until I get home too. We have these stupid silly filters that de-prioritize videos and IM and stuff and it makes the video all choppy.
Do you like how I used words like “stupid” and “silly” and “stuff?” I didn’t want to swear in front of the baby.
I’m very considerate.
May 15, 2008 at 10:11 am
megkathleen
Excellent I’ve been looking into joining a cult and you convinced me with the idea that money would be sexually attracted to me. And Ken – just because something or someone is sexually attracted to you does not mean you have to sleep with it. That’s important to remember.
So before I commit myself fully to the Melissa Lion cult is there any hazing involved?
May 15, 2008 at 10:25 am
chantel
I am a money magnet. Sex and money flows easily to me and into my life. Money and sex stay up at night thinking about me. sort of the same way I think about this blog.
Hey, when did this turn into the Melissa Lion Family blog? I love how I can only see the top of your sons head the whole time.
Cracking me up.
May 15, 2008 at 11:02 am
Kiala
I like money. BRING IT ON.
I don’t know. I’m just giddy because my shorts finally fit.
Kind of.
May 15, 2008 at 12:54 pm
apollocreed
OK – it worked this time.
Isn’t it “aside from writing?”
May 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm
crissyspage
I don’t need any more money, thanks.
Money keeps trying to get into bed with me and I’m all like “get out money! Haven’t you had enough yet?”
And then money stays up all night sulking.
It’s sad, really.