I’m a little lagging in the blog department today. I don’t know. I guess I had few interactions with strangers or lezzies over the past couple of days. But I do have some links. This right here is making me reconsider my whole, “I’m a straight woman because I love having sex with men” idea.
Matt Davis wrote about how journalists dumb down their work so they’ll be popular. I have no idea what this is about. Especially because I just wrote this hard hitting piece of journalism for the Willamette Week and you still love me, right?
My bike is in the shop getting a tune up. That’s really taking up a lot of psychic space for me because it turns out, and I like to keep this hidden — I’m actually one of Portland’s bicyclists. No fucking shit. I ride my bike in Portland. For the past two weeks I’ve been using it as my main means of transportation.
This brings me to my next point — less than a month before I’m in LA. And I’m getting conflicted about the diet. I’ve been eating solid food for lunch and I’m not losing any more weight. I blame giving up smoothies and not the excess of gelato and cheeseburgers I’ve been eating. Now a lot of my conversations with Steve are about do I continue to diet before LA, or do I say fuck it, and just let me gut be? Steve said, “well, you can either go hardcore and we’ll buy a scale and you can chart your weight loss every single day and you can eat just salads for every meal. Or you can not.” And because he knows nothing frightens me more than numbers and salad, I think I’ll just maybe eat less cheeseburgers. And ride my bike. But my bike is in the shop until Monday. So I won’t be doing that.
But I did make a video for you. Because I love you too. But it’s taking forever to upload and I just realized that I’m running late for a meeting. Yes, I have meetings. Because I’m important. Okay, so I’ll come back later and put the video up. And maybe write something more interesting.


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May 1, 2008 at 8:57 am
JustinS
Of course I didn’t mean you… Yer one of the good ‘uns, I’m sure.
May 1, 2008 at 9:00 am
Kristen
Please hurry.
I’m bored.
May 1, 2008 at 9:03 am
apollocreed
You do not have a meeting. You lie.
May 1, 2008 at 10:50 am
Kiala
Oh wow. That was an interesting article.
I hate the average american male and their blowjobbing ways.
Er…or something.
May 1, 2008 at 11:29 am
apollocreed
Does a man watch TV for more than two hours a night, drink daily, and look at pornography?
Uh.
Is there something wrong with that?
May 1, 2008 at 11:46 am
Robert
OH MY GOSH I was just craving some carne asada!!!!!
I WANT!
May 1, 2008 at 11:48 am
chantel
I cut everything I eat in half. Most of my sauces for food has a base of plain yougurt instead of creme if needed. And I supplement yogurt with some meals so I don’t feel like I”m living on salad. But don’t diet, ride your bike, cut your portions down and lay off the burgers. You’ll be just fine.
May 1, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Boldmama
I just bought some “Assets” to hold in my mama-gut. They are the cheap version of Spanx — now being sold at a Target near you. So, eat a cheeseburger and get a girdle, that’s what I think.
May 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm
melissalion
Justin: No, of course not. And I am one of the good ones because I simply spit at cars when they pass me.
Kristen: Four more minutes.
Apollo: I so did.
KK: Word.
Apollo: Nothing wrong with it. As long as it’s pro-woman porn.
Robert: Well, you’re in a better position than I am for carne asada…wait. No you aren’t!
Chantel: I’m going to ride my bike and call it good. Grilled cheese for lunch today.
Bold: I’m just letting it all hang out. That’s what I say now.